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After repeatedly tweeting inflammatory attacks on blacks, Muslims, hispanics, women, Democrats, Trump-haters, and other minority groups, President Trump has finally been banned from Twitter—for homophobia.

His offense: Yesterday’s tweet featuring a homophobic limerick attacking Democratic presidential contender Pete Buttigieg.

Trump’s homophobic tweet, though quickly withdrawn, was enough to convince Twitter to finally close his account.

The closure of Trump’s account marks the first time that a head of state has ever been banned from a major social media platform.

Twitter spokestwit Tuinda Twatt tweeted: “After years of ponderously sincere reflection, Twitter has finally decided that the President has crossed the line. Attacks on the excretory organs of homosexuals cannot and must not be tolerated.”

Mayor Buttigieg’s office said late Wednesday that offensive jokes about the candidate’s name had spiked in the wake of Trump’s tweet, forcing him to call in extra Secret Service protection.

According to leaks taken by Administration insiders, President Trump, unhinged by the loss of his Twitter account, has taken to scribbling his thoughts on the walls of White House restrooms.


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  1. Oh Kevin you had me fooled for a second. I was thinking OMFG YESSSSSS finally the big mouth will be shut. But alas it wasn’t to be. But cool article thou. Love the humour. As an Aussie I can appreciate your humour as Aussies are renowned for our paying out of our politicians. If you ever get time go to YouTube and look up great Aussie comedy shows like ‘fast forward’ or ‘chasers war on everything’. The latter been more comedy aimed at politics. In particular search YouTube with this search term ‘chasers war Sydney Osama bin laden’. Some ppl got their butts kicked for that stunt hahaha

  2. Come on now! Tuinda Twatt? Not real. Spokestwitt? Probably not real. Tuinda, or better known as Two in the twatt seems sort of pervi or maybe even anti-heterosexual. Twitter or whoever created this mini dossier should be banned from comedy. Along with who ever composed the silly poem. Butting is going to wear a rainbow MAFA hat. Make America Fag Already.

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