Trump Aims to Beat His Own Record with THIRD Impeachment: “It Would Be YUGE!”

4
2261

Dissociated Press

In a new video posted in an obscure corner of the darkweb, President Donald Trump congratulates himself on his world-record second impeachment, then vows to achieve an even more impressive third impeachment during his remaining five days in office.

“Only two other presidents in history have been impeached even once,” Trump gloats. “I did it twice. Now get ready for number three!”

In the video—entitled “Look What I Did for my Third Impeachment” (watched four times so far)— Trump boards a helicopter on the White House roof. Transported to Fifth Avenue in New York, the President emerges to randomly shoot a passerby. When an NYPD officer and Trump’s Secret Service detail studiously ignore the crime, Trump ups the ante by attacking a woman walking a dog and sexually assaulting the dog.



When the President’s crimes continue to draw no interest from law enforcement, Trump snatches a gun from a Secret Service officer’s holster and fires multiple shots into an automatic teller machine. He then turns the gun on the officer and orders him to disrobe.

Apparently losing patience, the officer’s partner tackles Trump from behind, and the President is bound, gagged, dragged aboard the Air Force One helicopter and delivered to the rooftop of Nancy Pelosi’s apartment building in Washington, where Pelosi’s goons extract him from the chopper, drag him down several flights of stairs by his feet, and deposit him in Pelosi’s dungeon for some gourmet ice cream and a serious dressing-down prior to tomorrow morning’s formal initiation of Trump’s record-setting third impeachment proceedings.

ATTENTION READERS

We See The World From All Sides and Want YOU To Be Fully Informed
In fact, intentional disinformation is a disgraceful scourge in media today. So to assuage any possible errant incorrect information posted herein, we strongly encourage you to seek corroboration from other non-VT sources before forming an educated opinion.

About VT - Policies & Disclosures - Comment Policy
Due to the nature of uncensored content posted by VT's fully independent international writers, VT cannot guarantee absolute validity. All content is owned by the author exclusively. Expressed opinions are NOT necessarily the views of VT, other authors, affiliates, advertisers, sponsors, partners, or technicians. Some content may be satirical in nature. All images are the full responsibility of the article author and NOT VT.

4 COMMENTS

  1. Call it the big losers‘ authoritative badge. Remember the classmates who were hard core year after year failures who somehow bullied the junior classmates calling them sissies & nerds. Trump after bankrupting his builder empire 6 times and being a one termer president and a twice impeached at that has rightfully earned the loser’s authoritative badge to harass the rest of the ordinary world. The question that gnawing at me for years is that how in the world an inept, diabolical loser like him can get to run the biggest economy & the most formidable military in the world, errrr…don’t answer that I know the Z virus.

  2. Kev, there is so much disinformation regarding Trump, that I dare say, people will believe your satire or regard it as a truthful attack. It’s sad. Liber is a book. You can’t have Liberty without reading. Liberty, the ability to choose and/or a basic human right. Folks now choose not to read. Your humour is lost on them.

  3. delivered to the rooftop of Nancy apartment?? Jesus, Kevin!!! let’s hope he not be sexually assaulting by her, that would be too much, even for Trump standards…. 😀

Comments are closed.