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House Resolution Would Rename Washington DC Monuments After Zelensky

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The resolution would also direct the Park Service to alter the Washington Monument “in such a way as to communicate to the viewer that the phallus being memorialized is Volodymyr Zelensky’s rather than George Washington’s.”

John Kerry: “Select Group of Hos” at Davos Is “Extra-Terrestrial”

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Kerry noted that many of the ET prostitutes are non-binary.

Santos Attacks “Anti-Semitic Holocaust-Denying Homophobes” Who Are Badgering Him to Resign

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"If I say I'm a Holocaust survivor, I'm a Holocaust survivor, and only a Holocaust denier would deny it.""

Bill Gates: “COVID Vaccines Are The Final Solution.” ADL: “That’s Anti-Semitic!”

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Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself. Or so says the ADL.

Get Vaxxed Before Your Assisted Suicide OR ELSE!

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Why did the German authorities decide to make COVID mRNA shots mandatory prerequisites for assisted suicide?

Qatar Doesn’t Have Enough Genders to Host a World Cup

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How can you have a World Cup without public sodomy?

Alex Jones Ordered to Pay Six Million Trillion Dollars to Holocaust...

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Though Jones has filed for bankruptcy, victims' attorneys believe the rich and famous conspiracy theorist has somehow squirreled away millions of trillions...

Ear-Cutters Cut off Van Gogh’s Cut-Off Ear to Protest Climate Change

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The mutilation of the "mutilation self-portrait" came only hours after activists in New York threw a can of tomato soup at Andy Warhol's famous "Portrait of a Can of Tomato Soup."

Sandy Hook Parent Robbie Parker Weeps in Despair After Learning He...

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Conspiracy theorists believe that Parker and other Sandy Hook parents are crisis actors paid by Alex Jones...

Zelensky’s Conscription Now Targeting Nursing Homes

If you think the "woke" US military is having a hard time meeting recruiting quotas, just wait till you see what's going on in Ukraine.

BREAKING! Georgia Guidestones Attack Suspect Identified

The odd thing about Silverstein's lawsuit is that he apparently "has the stones" to be demanding a grotesquely excessive insurance payout on a monument that he himself has confessed to demolishing.

Western “Intelligence”: Putin is Sick, Dead, or Worse

Putin is in bad shape, our intelligence agencies assure us.

Biden, Over Chicken Kyiv Lunch, Renames World’s Strategic Waterways

From now on the Black Sea will be known as the Red White and Blue Sea.

BREAKING! Monkeypox Virus Escapes, Simian Death Syndrome (SDS) Cases Soar

"Vladimir Putin is making monkeys of us—literally!" the President solemnly intoned.

McDonalds Leaves Russia—Russians Gain Four Years of Life Expectancy

"Expelling McDonalds from Russia will save millions of Russian lives and go a long way toward addressing our demographic deficit.”

“Freedom From Choice” Movement Demands Mandatory Vaccinations Against Free Will

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“The real problem isn’t vaccine hesitancy, it’s the freedom of choice that makes vaccine hesitancy—and other choices I don’t agree with—possible.”

“Dress for Omicron Success! Wear ‘the Best Mask in Your Wardrobe'”...

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The "mild variant" is coming - break out your N95s! -NYT

Will Vaxx Wars “Go Nuclear” in 2022?

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If the nukes, the COVID, and the vaccines don't kill us in 2022, the psycho squirrels will.

Bill Gates Apologizes for Smallpox Vial in his Refrigerator

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“After Melinda found out about my escapades with Jeffrey Epstein and left me, I stopped using the refrigerator..."

FFWN: Night of the Living Vaxxed

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Legions of brainwashed undead are roaming around shrieking “must eat unvaxxed brains!”

Orange Alert! Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy collapse...

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Unfortunately, it might not be Constitutional for the government to impose a nationwide white suicide mandate—but the private sector could create a system of incentives...

Dear San Francisco: Please pay me not to shoot people. How...

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$300 a month, no matter how many people you don’t shoot, is way too low. Surely human life is worth more than that!

Woke Resistance to the Taliban Begins Now!

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"Drag queen soldiers from the Afghan Very, Very Special Forces are making their way to the hills of Pansyjhir in their outlandish pink wigs and glitzy sequined mini-skirts..."

Zuckerberg: Facebook’s new prayer app will spy on God, steal His...

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"We've hacked God!" Zuckerberg chortled. "The commercial possibilities are unlimited!"

Final Solution to Israel’s Jewish Problem

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Reflecting on my hypothetical Jewish ancestry, and eligibility for aliyah, I suddenly hit upon the final solution to Israel's Jewish problem.

Vax Resisters Need Experimental Capital Punishment Therapy

What the experimental gene therapy refusers need is experimental capital punishment therapy (ECPT) to permanently remove their refractory DNA from the gene pool.

Prince Philip gets his wish, reincarnates as deadly virus

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Questioned on what it’s like to be a deadly virus, the Prince quipped: “It sure beats working!”

Football Is Anti-Semitic. Here’s How to Fix It.

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We need to wipe anti-Semitism right off the gridiron. Here's how to start.

NBA Player will clean toilets for 5 years to atone for...

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God gave the Irish whiskey to prevent them from ruling the world. But in another quantum timeline, He neglected to take that elementary precaution.

Five who used Marijuana in past exit White House — The...

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If you smoked pot in the past, but quit, you're not welcome in the new Administration.

Grandfather arrested, grandchildren expelled for “possession and use of Dr. Seuss”

Jonathan Greenbutt of the Anti-Defecation League (ADL) hailed the FBI's turn toward "maximum enforcement" of the new anti-Seuss laws.

Fauci says pandemic won’t end till 110% of the population is...

"Obviously we’ll have to keep on living in COVID dystopia forever….bwa ha ha!”

Kushner Nominated for Peace Prize—Nobel’s Corpse Detonates Posthumous Suicide Bomb

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"Who could have imagined that a genocidal Zionist scumbag like that Kosher Nostra slumlord Kushner would be nominated...?"

Iran’s Supreme Leader Wishes Trump a Happy and Carefree Retirement

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The Iranian rahbar tweeted an image of an Iranian "shadow drone" casting a mercifully cooling shade over the poor orange-skinned sweaty ex-president...

Trump Aims to Beat His Own Record with THIRD Impeachment: “It...

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"Only two other presidents in history have been impeached even once," Trump gloated. "I did it twice. Now get ready for number three!"

Trump Reveals “Absolute Proof Election Was Stolen”

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“The bottom line is, I stole this election fair and square!"

Trump to Pursue Herd Immunity Through COVID-Laced Breakfast Cereal

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“If every child in America ate a bowl of CoronaFlakes every morning,” the President tweeted yesterday, “we could achieve herd immunity in less than two weeks..."