Qatar Doesn’t Have Enough Genders to Host a World Cup

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Qatar has lots of money, talent, stadium space, hotels, and airport runways. But it’s missing something important. It doesn’t have enough genders to host a World Cup.

Can you imagine holding an athletic event in a country that only recognizes two genders? Don’t they know that “male” and “female” are passé, oppressive, and supremacist? Haven’t they heard that civilized cities like San Francisco now recognize 97 gender options and 19 sexual orientations?



Hey Qatar, it’s 2022! Civilized, developed nations like the United States have nearly passed the 100-gender threshhold, and within a decade are expected to feature more than a thousand genders along with hundreds of sexual orientations. Yet underdeveloped backwaters like Qatar are still stuck with the same old “male” and “female” that cavemen and medieval monks used back in those oppresive days of yore. Compare boring old “male” and “female” to the exciting rainbow of genders embraced by progressive nations like the United States:

Cis-gender woman, Woman, Transgender Woman, Woman of Trans experience, Woman with a history of gender transition, Trans feminine, Feminine-of-center, MTF (male-to-female), Demigirl, T-girl, Transgirl, Sistergirl, Cis-gender man, Man, Transgender man, Man of Trans experience, Man with a history of gender transition, Trans masculine, Masculine-of-center, FTM (female-to-male), Demiboy, T-boy, Transguy, Brotherboy, Trans, Transgender, Transsexual, Non-binary, Genderqueer, Agender, Xenogender, Fem, Femme, Butch, Boi, Stud, Aggressive (AG), Androgyne, Tomboy, Gender outlaw, Gender non-conforming, Gender variant, Gender fluid, Genderfuck, Bi-gender, Multi-gender, Pangender, Gender creative, Gender expansive, Third gender, Neutrois, Omnigender, Polygender, Graygender, Intergender, Maverique, Novigender, Two-spirit, Hijra, Kathoey, Muxe, Khanith/Xanith, X-gender, MTX, FTX, Bakla, Mahu, Fa’afafine, Waria, Palao’ana, Ashtime, Mashoga, Mangaiko, Chibados, Tida wena, Bixa’ah, Alyha, Hwame, Lhamana, Nadleehi, Dilbaa, Winkte, Ninauposkitzipxpe, Machi-embra, Quariwarmi, Chuckchi, Whakawahine, Fakaleiti, Calabai, Calalai, Bissu, Acault, Travesti, Questioning, I don’t use labels, Declined, Not Listed.

Now I’m not saying that every single one of those genders is necessary for every last soccer game. As long as you have a non-binary goalie, a Genderfuck striker, and a couple of Dilba-Wanky defenders, you should be okay. But in cisgender-supremacist Qatar, the morality police probably won’t even let the Wanky defenders wank. And if the Genderfuck striker tries to plunge one deep into the net of the non-binary goalie, he—I mean, it (sorry to assume your pronoun)—will probably be dragged off the field and jailed for public sodomy.

It is absolutely unacceptable that the sexual perversion community isn’t allowed to hold orgiastic parades on the boulevards of Doha. Nations that prohibit fat guys in frightwigs and jockstraps on parade floats from publicly licking each others’ nether regions as a celebration of their penchant for sodomy really ought to be bombed back to the Stone Age.

And then there’s the prohibition of alcohol. What’s the point of holding international soccer competitions without gangs of drunken hooligans running around screaming and vomiting and beating the living shit out of people? Without the drunken hooligans, call it what you will, it isn’t soccer.

Clearly, Qatar and the rest of the Muslim world are profoundly uncivilized. When Muslims come to Western countries, they arrogate to themselves the right to pray and wear modest clothing and avoid alcohol and abstain from sex outside marriage. But when we Westerners go to their countries, they insist that we refrain from getting horrendously drunk in public and randomly beating people up and committing public acts of extreme sexual perversion. Talk about intolerance!

Another problem with Qatar is that its schools are drag-queen-free zones. Unlike civilized nations, Qatar refuses to encourage sexually depraved men to dress up as women and inculcate innocent schoolchildren into their perverted ways. What’s wrong with these people? Don’t they realize that drag queens, especially when they’re pedophiles, are a healthy and necessary supplement to every 21st-century child’s intellectual, emotional, moral, and sexual development?

Qatar is also way behind the civilized world in its reluctance to brainwash children into imagining that they are the opposite sex. They don’t subject their chidren to hormone therapy and sexual mutilation. Allowing a country that doesn’t pervert and mutilate its children to host a major athletic event is an absolute outrage.

If we are going to maintain the Rules-Based International Order, we need to enforce the rules. And the first rule is: No soccer without sodomy!

Qatar has violated that rule and must pay the price.

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Well said brother… Yes, we in the Muslim world should not enjoy a soccer game without having a bunch of drunken hooligans vomiting and destroying every thing around them. Yes, we also to qualify to host such a game we should have 10 different toilets to serve the many variety of gender!. It is clear the rithts to sodomy is more important than the rights of two million people besieged Gaza, subject to frequent wars that killed thousands and destroyed tens of thousands of homes. Yes, sodomy is more important than than those poor Palestinians subject to daily humiliations and demolitions of homes and uprooting of ancient trees. The rights to free sex between the different varieties of gender is more important than the lives of migrant workers, the more important than the lives destroyed by drugs and alchohol, among others. Who needs this Western Civiliations, I don’t.

  2. Excellent piece.
    Westerns can’t tolerate the fact that a Muslim country is going to host probably the most spectacular world cup event in history. This very idea and Qatar’s strong warning against some stipulated Islamic rules/norms set their asses on fire. How excruciating! The Muslims should show the middle-finger to this cowardly, hypocritical, so-called ‘civilized (!?)’ West. Nobody in Asia, Africa, and the Middle-East believe them anymore on anything.

  3. – Kevin… you are a “freakin” GENIUS son of a bitch!!.
    I read it three times and I couldn’t stop laughing…!!

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  4. “One of the biggest moral bombshells handed to Billy by the Tralfamadorians, incidentally had to do with sex on Earth. They said their flying-saucer crews had identified no fewer than seven sexes on Earth, each essential to reproduction. Again: Billy couldn’t possibly imagine what five of those seven sexes had to do with the making of a baby, since they were sexually active only in the fourth dimension. The Tralfamadorians tried to give Billy clues that would help him imagine sex in the invisible dimension. They told him that there could be no Earthling babies without male homosexuals. There could be babies without female homosexuals. There couldn’t be babies without women over sixty-five years old. There could be babies without men over sixty-five. There couldn’t be babies without other babies who had lived an hour or less after birth. And so on.” – Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse 5

  5. Reminds of pre WW II war Berlin. Perverse sex wherever you went. Hitler was taken to court for it. Everyone on Permethrine/Chrystal Meth equal. Old Chinese Wisdom explains what male and female are and how they strengthen each other and are essential. When Homosexuals were emancipating in the Netherlands they could not respect Heterosexual people, nor people believing it to be wrong. When Feminism. a CIA download arose many Feminists could not respect Men/Masculinity and when the Men’s movement arose they started spreading sickening ideas about the right of fathers to have sex with theit daughters. A Belgian grandfather’/father in law took matters in his own hands and murdered his son in law before he could sexinitiate his minor daughter. Diviede and conquer. First it was Magazines grooming all persons in different ways and now it is this lucicrous idea of there being many genders. Meanwhile ignorant about once there truely being a third gender in ancient history.

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