“Dress for Omicron Success! Wear ‘the Best Mask in Your Wardrobe'” -NYT COVID Fashion Expert

Are They "Masklighting" Us?


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By Kevin Barrett, VT Editor

Some people vaccinate themselves against COVID every four to six months. That’s not good enough for me. I vaccinate myself every day—against COVID idiocy—by reading The New York Times.

A small daily dose of NYT COVID idiocy, I have discovered, offers protective benefits against the heavier and more dangerous onslaughts of viral lunacy exuded by CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo News, and other mainstream outlets (not to mention certain members of my extended family.) And the best part of injecting your brain with microdoses of NYT idiocy is that it won’t rewrite your genetic code or cause you to drop dead while playing soccer.

This morning I opened my daily NYT to the health section, expecting to find the usual microdose of moronically malignant muddleheaded mindlessness on COVID-19. But wait! Was this the health section…or the fashion section? The lead article was offering sartorial advice: “Wear the best mask in your wardrobe!”

The author, a certain Tara Parker-Pope (whose hyphenated surname suggests she may be a pontiff’s illegitimate daughter) seems to be telling us that the threat of the Omicron “mild variant” requires us to dress for COVID success by swapping our useless cloth masks for slightly less-useless N95s. For all I know, that may be excellent fashion advice. But health-wise, it’s insane.

To recap: Parker-Pope and the COVID fashion authorities, led by male-model-in-chief Anthony Fauci, spent the first and worst months of the pandemic telling us not to wear any masks at all. Then they suddenly shifted gears and  told us to wear utterly useless cloth masks for the next 18 months of “dangerous COVID.” Now they tell us to switch to N95s just in time for “relatively harmless COVID,” a.k.a. the “mild variant,” a.k.a. the “Omicron common cold.”

And when the pandemic is finally over, we’ll all have to wear spacesuits. To be fashionable.

The word “gaslighting” doesn’t even begin to describe what the mass formation psychosis creators are doing.



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  1. Thank you Mr Barrett. You actually put a smile on my face this morn. Back in the day, we didn’t really call it gaslighting…I think it was more along the lines of ‘blowing smoke up our ass’. If exposure results in immunity, well then a daily exposure to the NYT will definitely fill the bill. Thanks for all you do, it is appreciated.

  2. I personally wear my Lagunitas Brewing Company bandanas as masks.
    It reminds me of running the neighborhood with John Wayne, Tommy Wilson and the other kids.
    Wielding our Fanner Fifty pistols.

  3. I want to remind everyone: This is Dr. Kevin Barrett, one of the most Patriotic Professors in America!
    He is the first to report on what Ariel Sharon infamously said about controlling America in 2001.
    Unfortunately, his report about hearing the news report on BBC has been scrubbed from the internet (Hasbara does control Wikipedia and the Internet)
    But he had the balls to tell America about Ariel Sharon’s “Israel controls America” ​comment.
    Did anybody else hear anything about this on the Israeli controlled MSM? Of course not! The MSM has a “No Criticism of Israel Allowed”
    Policy. I am certain that the Hasbara Cyber Terrorist, the ADL and AIPAC have put a target on Professor Barrett’s back for telling the TRUTH!
    I am very proud of Dr. Kevin Barrett!
    You are an inspiration to all Patriotic Americans Sir!

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