Five White House advisors who used marijuana in the past, but have given it up in the present and vowed not to partake in the future, have been ignominiously booted from the Biden Administration. Press Secretary Jen Psaki explained: “The President (cough, cough) wants only fully-qualified stoners—people who are truly high on America, and who are smoking weed right now at this very moment (whushshshshshsh) and who will keep right on toking till doomsday. Ex-users, T-breakers, and others who are not fried, stoned, baked, bouldered, blitzed, blazed, dazed & confused, short-term-memory-impaired, and looking just as clueless and brain-dead as the Burnout-in-Chief himself, are not welcome in this Administration.”
Biden, stumbling down the stairway from Air Force One, collapsed on the tarmac and rolled around laughing his ass off, sputtering: “Lying dog-faced pony soldiers say they stopped smoking hahahahahahahhahahahahah! You don’t smoke-a de ganja mon den you ain’t black, you ain’t no bad dude wif no buncha bad boys like my man Corn Pop. You! Off the plane or I’ll come drag you off! Where’s President Barack America? Who’s bogarting the bong? Hey President Harris, you’ve got a slight Indian accent, so how’s about getting me me some Dunkin’ Donuts RIGHT NOW!”
Inspired by the now-mandatory ganja, the Biden Administration is reportedly contemplating a 50 gazillion dollar bailout package, including a Green New Deal featuring Guaranteed Basic Bong-hits (GBB) for every American.
Dr. Kevin Barrett, a Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist is one of America’s best-known critics of the War on Terror.
He is the host of TRUTH JIHAD RADIO; a hard-driving weekly radio show funded by listener subscriptions at Substack and the weekly news roundup FALSE FLAG WEEKLY NEWS (FFWN).
He also has appeared many times on Fox, CNN, PBS, and other broadcast outlets, and has inspired feature stories and op-eds in the New York Times, the Christian Science Monitor, the Chicago Tribune, and other leading publications.
Dr. Barrett has taught at colleges and universities in San Francisco, Paris, and Wisconsin; where he ran for Congress in 2008. He currently works as a nonprofit organizer, author, and talk radio host.
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We don’t want People in government who are quitters!
Get people who have not quit. They are better workers, eat regularly and drink sweetened beverages daily.
Hopefully he will pass a mandatory cannabis law making it illegal for Republicans not to smoke weed.
A gifted standup comedian could really work those lines.
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