FBI: Trump Stole Nuclear Secrets, Was Building LEGO H-Bomb in Basement


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In the wake of its raid on Mar-a-Lago, the FBI has charged former president Donald Trump with stealing nuclear secrets in order to build a LEGO H-bomb in his basement.

“Trump absconded from the White House with one of America’s most closely guarded nuclear weapons secrets—namely, how to build a thousand-megaton H-bomb using simple LEGO bricks available at any Toys R Us,” explained FBI director Christopher Wray.

Wray said that the agents who raided Trump’s home found the LEGO nuke instructions in Trump’s safe. “Imagine if this simple step-by-step recipe for building unimaginably destructive weapons out of cheap plastic toy bricks had fallen into the wrong hands,” Wray explained. “What if Putin had gotten hold of them? We might be facing a ‘LEGO gap’ that could undermine the security of the free world.”

Wray said the FBI discovered a half-finished LEGO project in the basement of Mar-a-Lago that, if completed and detonated, could have annihilated most of southwestern Florida.

Trump responded by tweeting:


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  1. Leave it to Kevin to find something funny about something that is so not funny. I’m in total agreement with zman that every American president since JFK, maybe excluding Carter, is guilty of war crimes and should be given a one-way ticket to The Hague. That will never happen, of course, but thankfully the Empire of Lies is on its last legs and will soon implode. Barring WWIII, maybe we can become a normal nation that works for a living and pays its bills. I’n not one of those Zionist doom sayers who long for a catastrophic war with Russia that will bring Jesus back to Earth riding in on an ICBM. They have a collective hard-on for Armageddon and see themselves as being among the “chosen” just like the Ashkenazim who control everything. The Jesus I follow said, “The kingdom of God will not come with observable signs. Nor will people say, ‘Look, here it is,’ or ‘There it is.’ For you see, the kingdom of God is in your midst.”

    • By the way, Kevin, something very strange is going on at VT. Why is Gordon’s recent post not included in the Latest Posts column? He hadn’t been posting on VT for months while at the same time he is posting daily on The Intel Drop. What’s up, Kevin?

    • As happens, Gordon hasn’t posted on the Intel Drop since 27th July last. That is almost 4 weeks ago. I hope he’s well?

  2. Another case of lego of my Eggo. 😀 Sad to see that things have precipitated to this point where there is no longer respect for former leaders of a country, where false narratives are more important than integrity.

    • I’m sorry you feel this way. In my book, there is no former President living, with the possible exception of Jimmy Carter, that does not deserve derision. Each and every one has hastened our demise and this silly articles shows how they have marginalized regular citizens through the very same tactics as in this article. I would love to see each and every one have to stand trial. Giving them some sort of ‘understood’ immunity is why we are where we’re at. Had Johnson had Nixxon tried for treason for his manipulation of Vietnamese peace talks, there might have been far fewer deaths in that made-up war…not to mention set a precedent that others, namely Reagan, Cheney, Rummy, Clinton, Bushes, Obama, Trump and Johnson himself, would have been subject to. The crimes they committed set the stage for the international climate of today. They were basically murderers without fear of retribution. Don’t forget, it was their false narratives that gave us the WoD, the WoT and the plandemic. To treat them as any sort of ‘royalty’ with the attendant adoration and immunity only makes them bolder and the deaths they caused meaningless.

  3. That’s e credible satire K. Totally deflecting the “situation”. Monetary value is Orange’s only concern. Are you trying to impress Lauren? (SNL)

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