Open Letter to the President: Losing Base, On Probation — Time to Control Baseball Bats?


Mr. President,

I just finished an interview with a major Christian network and the consensus is that you have lost a third of your base and this gun control idiocy is making Sanders-Gabbard look good in some circles — a travesty all its own.

Take your YADA YADA YADA to the next level. Here’s your next press release:

I strongly support the registration of all baseball bats, and licensing of the right to own a bat, together with mandatory training in the safe use of a baseball bat. The training should be repeated every two years, as unsafe habits can creep back in without the strictest government oversight and micro-management of the extremely serious threat to our obese children that are too slow to run away from a crazed lunatic wielding a lethal baseball bat. This is of such great importance to our nation that I am ordering the Department of Homeland Security to create a Baseball Bat Authority (BBA), make that a model, and then move down the lethality pecking order to create separate new Authorities for the control of hockey sticks, lacross sticks, tennis rackets, and so on. Eventually handball players should be required to register their hands and demonstrate safe hand use practices.

Mr. President, please get a grip. Defend the Constitution (especially 1, 2, 4), do Mossad/CIA/FBI-Epstein and 9/11 disclosure, and introduce #UNRIG to entice the 70% you are ignoring back into the electoral process. You should be calling for nation-wide Open Carry and confronting the FBI over allowing false flag events — 3-4 shooters in El Paso — how is it you are not speaking to this?

You still have my vote but you are on probation.

Very respectfully,
Robert David Steele


2012: Eagle: We MUST Control Baseball Bats


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  1. The 2nd amendment did not only give us the right to bear arms; these arms are to be comprable to what our military controls. I think I should be able to have one of those 5th generation Nukes. Yes, Glen Burnie, a Super-Power. Fear the Gopher!

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