NDAA Creates New Department of COVIDland Security (DCS)


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An obscure, totally-overlooked provision of the new National Defense Appropriation Act unanimously passed by both houses of Congress yesterday has surreptitiously merged the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, DHS, CDC, FAA, ICE, PTA, NBA, NFL, MLB, and USA into a new overarching bureaucracy called DCS: The Department of COVIDland Security.

DCS is tasked with “seizing and administering total and complete control of COVIDland” which is defined as “every theater of land, sea, air, earth, and space, as well as any planets, comets asteroids, stars, galaxies, or extradimensional engagement areas (EDEAs) where documented, undocumented, hypothetical, or potential cases of COVID-19 exist or might be suspected to exist.” To that end DCS has been awarded a multi-trillion-dollar black budget the specific amount of which is a national security secret so sensitive that if you knew what it was they would have to kill you.

DCS will soon be deploying billions of multipurpose drones for contact tracing, masking and distancing enforcement, mandatory vaccine compliance, and eliminating threats to the COVIDsphere via neutralization with extreme prejudice. Anyone caught not wearing a mask, coming within six feet of anyone else, or fleeing when approached by a Needlebearing Vaccine Drone (NVD) will be subjected to extreme neutralization measures the likes of which can only be imagined.

DCS will also administer the Consolidated Corporate Media (CCM), overseeing propaganda efforts to promote full compliance and save the known universe, and whatever lies beyond, from the scourge of COVID-19. To that end a significant fraction of neutralization drones will be tasked with terminating threats posed by irresponsible individuals questioning CCM dictates on websites and social media, especially satirists caught red-handed ridiculing


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  1. Gee, Kevin, I always thought that the Department of COVIDland Security had always been part of what St. Paul called the “powers that be” and what Jesus referred to as the “synagogue of Satan”. Those fiends are using the bioweapon COVID-19 to cull the human race of useless eaters like the elderly, the unemployable, and especially people of color. That’s why Trump supposedly caught it, as he’s 74, never had a real job in his life, and orange. Either he’s a goner or he’s faking it. We’ll soon see if he’s telling the truth or not.

    • As a believer, Kevin, I’m sure you know that the living G-d of justice, compassion, and truth will ultimately win out, despite what appears to be happening in the here and now.

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